Tal's Journal: Diary of a Witty Kid

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Chicken Potty Training...and other stuff...hopefully.

Alright, as the title states, you may be confused. My mom's friend, let's call her Laura. Now Laura here called our house, and I picked up the phone. She, asked me this:

Tal: Bond Residence, Tal Bond speaking.
Laura: Hey Tal, do you know how to potty train a chicken?
Tal: What?
Laura: Potty train a chicken.
Tal: Is this a prank call?
Laura: No, I am dead serious.
Tal: Hold on, looking up on Google.
Tal: (I told her how to do stuff with the chicken. Here's a link to the website for training chickens: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIoXhNcMgi0&feature=related)

Anyways, other stuff happened, LIKE I AM GOING TO UNITED WEEKEND! WHOOOOOOOOOOO!

See ya next time!

Tal.


P.S: I may try Minecraft LP's again! ;)

Saturday, August 13, 2011

SEGWAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

My TOOD is Segways. They're awesome. I really want one really badly. If you don't know, these are awesome little scooters with oversized wheels. Here's a picture:


  

These are AWESOME. You lean forward to go forward, back to go back. The handlebars turn.

Price tag? $5,000. I really want that kind of money.

Thursday, August 11, 2011

:D

I loved going to church yesterday! It was great! If I may, I can leak some info out from the Bullpen...

The Loft Card is making a comeback!

The Loft Card was a card given to new members for a free soda and candy bar. We are still thinking about letting the Card come back, but its almost a sure fire fact! As soon as I can edit it however (we don't sell soda anymore).

Anyways, I really hope to play 9 Squares again. That was AWESOME! By command of Tal Bond, go bug Andrew Evans right now.

And as of today...

BASEBALL! Rays VS Royals.

We win! 4-1 runs! :D  It was awesome.

TOOD: Baseball.

Random Question: What was the biggest highlight of summer? Post in the comments!

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Kindle Time!

I bought my Kindle. I am going to detail the car today for $5 so I can get overnight shipping.

:3

Also, if you haven't heard, Nathan is undergoing surgery right now. He has a caved-in chest, and they're going to put steel rods into his chest to push it out.

It used to be worse, back then, they had to cut up your chest, and use their hands to push it up. Painful.

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

I want it NOW!

I have $95 and I want,

  • Bloggie Camera
  • Kindle
  • DSi

Now. I almost scraped enough money for my Kindle! I could use some money...*hint hint*

Yes, I am working for it. No, I will not share.

Tweet! Tweet!

That's right folks! I have a twitter profile! I had it for a while, but I am releasing it to the public!

Follow me!

@talbond

Anyways, I'll finally get to go to my first Boy Scout meeting of the year! I'm so excited. :3

Friday, May 27, 2011

Back to my Invention!

Remember a few posts back I made a little life simulation invention idea? I could improve on that. Some could have a chance of not getting a job, and will be in poverty. If you run out of food, you lose health. If your kids hang out around other kids, there will be a slight chance that a new common cold/flu will be made, but if one kid has the flu, one kid will get the flu also. They will have it for 7 days, and have less health. Adults can only get sick from kids. If you lose all of your health, you 'die'. This is one of the only reasons for the consumer to come and bring them back to life (re-activate them).

What really sparked my interest was the Nao robot. Check it out.

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