My blog is a bit cringey isn't it?

Yeah, it is. I don't even know why I still have this blog up. I rarely use it anyways. I guess I could do a weekly thing, but Tumblr is looking better for use. What do you guys think?

...Yeah, it's a short post. But I don't have anything going for me right now. Maybe tomorrow I'll have some inspiriation.

BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY!!!

Hai guys! I'm hosting a party for my Boy Scout buddies to play video games tomorrow, cuz it's my birthday! An hour before, I'll set up my old TalkShoe account to work with YouTube livestreaming and answer questions! Maybe a friend will get to talk too! This stupid iPad is keeping me from writing coherent sentences, so I'll go to bed and wait till my birthday! Follow my Facebook and Twitter!

@talbond

Advertising, bank accounts, money, oh my!

So apparently, Google is awesome. They made AdSense back when I first started this here blog, and now I can advertise products. Such as the old Sea Monkey posts I have made, I can do this.
Monkey Sea Monkey Doo cap (Google Affiliate Ad)

Well, it doesn't work perfectly, and the cap is no way connected to Sea Monkeys (OR IS IT), but it's cool. What about Segways?
Nintendo Wii Fit Plus Winter Sports Bundle - We Ski Silicone Cases Mat and More (Google Affiliate Ad)

Believe it or not, that came up. What about one of my birthdays where I got those roller blades?
Bravo Sports Loyal Inline Skates (Google Affiliate Ad)

Images aren't working, but someday they'll fix it, hopefully.

Make sure to click on my ads, those help me earn money! Speaking of which, if I get eighteen more dollars I get a bank account, so PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE click on the ads. This will help fuel my new pony addiction (which you should know about if you are a true Tal fan (Also, the Tal fandom thing freaked me out a bit, I do not like or endorse any fandom (other than the should-be famous Brony fandom), but I'll sign autographs, if that is what you are into)). Can't wait to get the new Reddit /r/mylittlepony coat of arms shirt!
My Little Pony Friendship Express Train Set By Hasbro (Google Affiliate Ad)

sigh..... maybe someday they'll fix this wretched advertising thing.

Guess what? Going back to my roots!

A long time ago I started this very blog, now I moved it to WordPress. I'm going back to Blogger because its much easier to deal with, and no subscriptions to deal with. Expect my obsession of the day posts to make a come back!

Chicken Potty Training...and other stuff...hopefully.

Alright, as the title states, you may be confused. My mom's friend, let's call her Laura. Now Laura here called our house, and I picked up the phone. She, asked me this:

Tal: Bond Residence, Tal Bond speaking.
Laura: Hey Tal, do you know how to potty train a chicken?
Tal: What?
Laura: Potty train a chicken.
Tal: Is this a prank call?
Laura: No, I am dead serious.
Tal: Hold on, looking up on Google.
Tal: (I told her how to do stuff with the chicken. Here's a link to the website for training chickens: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIoXhNcMgi0&feature=related)

Anyways, other stuff happened, LIKE I AM GOING TO UNITED WEEKEND! WHOOOOOOOOOOO!

See ya next time!

Tal.


P.S: I may try Minecraft LP's again! ;)

SEGWAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

My TOOD is Segways. They're awesome. I really want one really badly. If you don't know, these are awesome little scooters with oversized wheels. Here's a picture:

  

These are AWESOME. You lean forward to go forward, back to go back. The handlebars turn.

Price tag? $5,000. I really want that kind of money.

:D

I loved going to church yesterday! It was great! If I may, I can leak some info out from the Bullpen...

The Loft Card is making a comeback!

The Loft Card was a card given to new members for a free soda and candy bar. We are still thinking about letting the Card come back, but its almost a sure fire fact! As soon as I can edit it however (we don't sell soda anymore).

Anyways, I really hope to play 9 Squares again. That was AWESOME! By command of Tal Bond, go bug Andrew Evans right now.

And as of today...

BASEBALL! Rays VS Royals.

We win! 4-1 runs! :D  It was awesome.

TOOD: Baseball.

Random Question: What was the biggest highlight of summer? Post in the comments!

Kindle Time!

I bought my Kindle. I am going to detail the car today for $5 so I can get overnight shipping.

:3

Also, if you haven't heard, Nathan is undergoing surgery right now. He has a caved-in chest, and they're going to put steel rods into his chest to push it out.

It used to be worse, back then, they had to cut up your chest, and use their hands to push it up. Painful.

I want it NOW!

I have $95 and I want,

• Bloggie Camera
• Kindle
• DSi

Now. I almost scraped enough money for my Kindle! I could use some money...*hint hint*

Yes, I am working for it. No, I will not share.

Tweet! Tweet!

That's right folks! I have a twitter profile! I had it for a while, but I am releasing it to the public!

Follow me!

@talbond

Anyways, I'll finally get to go to my first Boy Scout meeting of the year! I'm so excited. :3

Back to my Invention!

Remember a few posts back I made a little life simulation invention idea? I could improve on that. Some could have a chance of not getting a job, and will be in poverty. If you run out of food, you lose health. If your kids hang out around other kids, there will be a slight chance that a new common cold/flu will be made, but if one kid has the flu, one kid will get the flu also. They will have it for 7 days, and have less health. Adults can only get sick from kids. If you lose all of your health, you 'die'. This is one of the only reasons for the consumer to come and bring them back to life (re-activate them).

What really sparked my interest was the Nao robot. Check it out.

SCORE!!!

Guess what? I got a job at the Preschool VBS Volunteer! I told you yesterday, but a lady called me for information. I got the job with 3-4 year old's. Yay! June 5th 4:30 PM I will not be available till 6:15. If you wanted to do stuff with the 'cool kid' during that time; sorry!

Best day EVA! (I can't believe Firefox did not spellcheck!)

Okay.

Josuha...no...Josuha...nope..Joshua? Yes! Joshua Awward! AH DANG IT!

Alright. I won a little prize I call...

The JOSHUA AWARD!

Applause. Yes. It is the highest award at IBCREC. That's our church recreational stuff. I think you get it for being a leader and positive. I was the only one. Easy win! And here is IBC's answer.
8. Awards.  An Awards Night will be held, usually the Monday before the final game -- check the Registration form for actual dates.   At this time all of our participants will receive a certificate and trophy for their participation.  In addition, one person from each team will receive our Joshua Award for displaying consistant effort, sportsmanship, leadership and improvement with a Christ-like attitude.

Cool.

Anyways, that contest? The Minecraft Slot Contest I promised? Nathan gave Thumbs Up. Yes. The Thumbs Up. Not the thumbs up. The Thumbs Up. You have to be under 15 however.

Use this Application to enter:
Do you play Minecraft:
If yes, what is your username:
What is your role in Minecraft:
Age:

Not doing the name thing, your profile should be enough. You can enter your first name if you want to, however.

Okay! You only win if I approve of it and you play Minecraft. Good day!

Alrighty...How do I do this?

Got a new program, Blender, trying it out now, 3D modeling. YEAH! It's GOTTA be easy...

Well. Woah.

Nah. Sorry if your computer just lagged. Uninstalling Blender...

I had a explosive time at camping. If you like fire ant bites. OMG. Pus everywhere.
So, anyways, I am having fun at home. It's not so bad. Just tiny little pus balloons. Writer's block. Argh.

How odd---Bonus Post!

For those not in the know, I take blogging very seriously. I even put up ads for money. This blog was running for a couple of years and it only got $1.75. However, this is my most popular blog post:

http://talbondjournal.blogspot.com/2010/11/just-posting-out-of-blue.html

...What? I don't even play Roblox any more! Just Minecraft. So I also wanted to do something along the lines of a contest of sorts. My Minecraft server, uses Hamachi, so you have to download something if you want to play. I am still going to ask for permission from Nathan however, then I will add another slot. Playing is very hard. I WOULD add a Let's Play video of me and Nathan playing, but he does not want anything recording us. Well, remember that redstone engineering post? Second place. Wow.

To enter the contest, just comment! It's that easy!

Anyways, no computer.

I didn't get to work on Second Class because I was side-tracked on my computer. My family took away my computer time until I get it done. I can only do blogging, homework, Second Class stuff-muffins, and Physics. Huuuuge book of Physics. I need to do 10 pages a DAY. To tell the truth? I never really get around to doing it. I don't know why.

Let's see..... No TOOD today? Gosh.

I don't really have an obsession today. I don't know what to do today. I don't have baseball practice ATM, we can talk about that. I don't really like some members on my team, but one kid got into Intensive Care and we canceled Baseball. However...

The other hand, however, is that I got a new Minecraft skin! Skins change your characters' look by the way. Nazis are interesting, so I picked Adolf Hitler. I don't know why. I also switch from that to a smiling yellow guy in a suit.

Nathan and I are racking up a good roll here. Once I call him, I might do a contest of sorts to give you a player slot in the game.

Homeschool...has lost its' battle!

Well, home-school has finally been beat down! Goodbye!

Lazer Tag!... Um....something, something cool, something witty, gosh.

I can't think of a good title. Darn. First time in a row! Accomplishments Yesterday and Today: